thoughts on ny and vegas

it is entertaining to watch people slip and slide all over the snow attempting to walk across the road until it happens to you and you realize you just nearly ruined your day and gained one big massive bruise on the bottom

never take your shoes off at a dance party. Especially one at Webster hall.  If you are me, you will most likely come home with one or none. Maybe that’s just me. Or anyone mixing cold and flu tablets with an arm band that says give me as much free vodka as I can manage

american boys are not backwards in coming forward. They will call you whatever pet name they like, and even after ignoring them, some will still proceed to show you how good they are at dancing to the latest pop hit. On that note black men can really dance. They put my white girl dance moves to shame. Some djs just know their shit. No wonder no one leaves till the early hours

if you are associating with the cool kids, somehow everything is free and you are welcomed to behave however you want in your own circle. And if your not then see ya laters. On the other hand you will be enjoying free $850 a bottle champagne, free orange shots that were something oh so good and amazing vodka and whatever the f you wants. Poured by your very own personal waiter. Do not attempt to play piano after a night like this. You will not sound as good as you are imagining you do

never trust an American doobie.. who knows what the hell was in there. All I know is that things in my life were happpening in threes. I thought I was in a movie and then convinced myself the taxi driver was actually an undercover policeman talking me away to a far away place. After which I could not bring myself to walk past people at the front desk of the hotel from the laughing fits. God help my brain

talking on skype is only ok.

Proabaly not a good idea while totally pissed and conversing with your mother then attempting to introduce her to the asian speaking cleaner who just found you shoeless in the gym at 4am and is trying to show you back to your room. Also it doesn’t come close to being satisfying when all you need is a big hug from someone in particular

no matter what position you get in in the plane nothing will help you to relax as well as a bit of warpaint on repeat and a couple of sleeping pills

some married men are just terrible. Please stop touching my leg. I am trying to get through a 14 hour flight. am passed out yes, but I still know what you are doing and i am not enjoying it one bit

vetiver reminds me of the ocean and makes me miss it a lot

christmas lights have never been so pretty

secret santa presents are really hard to get, especially when the person you are buying for is shopping right next to you

i feel sorry for new york dogs in winter. Especially the one shivering his little hairy little ass off. He even had a jumper with a hoodie on

there was a real life hurricane going on at the top of the empire state building. Its really bloody windy up there

borris is the best taxi driver in nyc! Absolutely killing it! And deserved the ten dollar tip!

queens is no where near soho. It’s a long cab ride but prego pasta tastes pretty good when your wasted

photos are a great way to trace back what the hell happened last night

i have fetish for stripey socks

the Italians got it so right when it comes to food. I could honestly eat somewhere in little italy every night and would want to live there if only there was an amazing surfing beach right next to it!

urban outfitters never have my size in the shoes

every mc donalds should get in on the two burgers in a meal deal

the subway is great and easy to ride but it’s a massive turn off seeing a man pee all over the pole im supposed to be waiting at

you get to know your friends very well whilst away. The good times the bad times the funny noises they make when they sleep and the talk talk talking till there is nothing left to do but pull the parched upper lip face at each other or do the funny teeth straw thing and laugh till over the loudspeaker they finally announce its boarding time

you cannot take a photo when the camera is on video setting. but its a bloody funny video to watch when everyones doing the photo pose waiting for the flash to go off

amanda really does love Doritos. She seems to attract them like a magnet. The chip itself, people who like Doritos, boys in the Doritos ads, etc etc.

when muscles stop being used they disappear before your eyes

people at hotels like to have very loud sex. And they always seem to be in the room next to us. Its hard to get to sleep when this is happening. It also hard not to imagine what might happen when arriving home

kim kardashians nye party in the venetian was fun. but i still dont know who she is only that apparently everyone thinks shes hot and she has a really nice set of boobs

deep fried steak and pizza should not be included on a breakfast buffet. I cannot imagine how someone could feel like this at 9am

people playing roulette have strange superstitions

some fake breasts are just downright terrible

vegas is a bit strange from the fact you can restock on your skin care products through a vending machine to the automated voice that just thanked me for using the trash can. I don’t thing anything there was natural except for maybe my 25 dollar fruit platter

juno is my hero